The Nomadic Peoples of Connori Pilgrims is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Moneo su Atereides with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 24.989 billion Connoris have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Arianapolis. The average income tax rate is 15.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Connori Pilgrimsian economy, worth an astonishing 11,716 trillion Gold Florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 468,863 Gold Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker. Crime is totally unknown. Connori Pilgrims's national animal is the Agleti Chimera, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Connori Pilgrims is ranked 94,930^th in the world and 5^th in Aels for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 259.85 on the Clooney Contribution Index.